i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
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I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
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Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
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