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(816): View more from Missouri

She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.

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(816): She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal. http://tfl.nu/7hy6

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(904): View more from Florida

I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.

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It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.

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(904): I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling. (1-904): It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that. http://tfl.nu/i3bg

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(712): View more from Iowa

the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout

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(712): the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout http://tfl.nu/qr0c

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(503): View more from Oregon

She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.

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(503): She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party. http://tfl.nu/vfln

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(410): View more from Maryland

We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.

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I hope you meant gum...

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(410): We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day. (1-410): I hope you meant gum... http://tfl.nu/fcg7

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.

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(+44): swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself. http://tfl.nu/6r98

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(647): View more from Ontario

hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair

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(647): hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair http://tfl.nu/2ava

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(402): View more from Nebraska

I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth

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(402): I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth http://tfl.nu/es05

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(309): View more from Illinois

Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door

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(309): Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door http://tfl.nu/czgy

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.

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(484): the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka. http://tfl.nu/bmjy

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(585): View more from New York

if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.

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(585): if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes. http://tfl.nu/m1eq

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.

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(215): There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions. http://tfl.nu/xynj

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.

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(920): But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers. http://tfl.nu/588y

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(845): View more from New York

Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?

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(845): Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident? http://tfl.nu/4pg6

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(541): View more from Oregon

I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.

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(541): I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend. http://tfl.nu/dn5d

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