problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
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every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
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I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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