dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
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He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
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I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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