Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
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he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
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So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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