this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
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Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
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Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
Come back. Shots need mouths.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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