Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
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I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
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i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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