Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
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We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
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That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
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