party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
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if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
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Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
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