"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
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My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
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...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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