FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
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He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
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Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
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