Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
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This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
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It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
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