Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
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She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
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If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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