I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
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And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
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I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
Fun fact: My predictive text now prompts "walrus" as the most likely word to follow "intoxicated"...
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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