I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
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i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
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Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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