im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
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Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
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Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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