He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
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Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
No subtext here. People are naked.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
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i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
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