Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
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I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
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Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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