After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
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I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
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I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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