I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
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Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
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Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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