Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
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