I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
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First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
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Your cock deserves a montage
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
Randomize