so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
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please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
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Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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