Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
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