Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
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officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
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Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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