She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
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Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
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I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
that is very illegal...i love you.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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