Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
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dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
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Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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