I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
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After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
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Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
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