Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
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he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
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This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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