Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
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I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
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Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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