so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
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just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
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Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
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