This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
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she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
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I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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