On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
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Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
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It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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