Non-Jews are for practice
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
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My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
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I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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