I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
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I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
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Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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