Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Hippo gnu deer
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Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
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Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
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