I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
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just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
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Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
We need a shit load of segways right now
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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