can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
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Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
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Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
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