do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
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Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
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I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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