I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
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Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
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He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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