I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
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i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
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He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
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