its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
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if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
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my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
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