id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I'm at a crab and wine festival with my dad. He just introduced me as his girlfriend to all of his co-workers. I am so drunk I thought he was serious.
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
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all she had left on were here heels. phone five
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
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He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
how does that bad decision feel?
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
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