My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
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I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
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You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
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