He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
omg this kid i'm babysitting is making a penis out of playdough ahhhh.
He just rolled me a 'baby penis' as opposed to his 'big boy' penis that he crafted...he just demanded that I roll him a penis.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
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How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
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just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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