I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
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she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
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We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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