i'm signing you up for texting rehab
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
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This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
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You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
It's shark week go big or go home
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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