Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
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Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
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did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
We need to feng shui this bitch.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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