he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
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I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
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Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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