thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
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after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
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Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
i believe in u and ur pee
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
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